Did you hear about the pregnant bed-bug?
Yes,she's having her babies in the spring.
Which is the best athlete you could have on a cold day?
A long jumper.
Doctor Doctor! I keep thinking im a dog!
Ok then take a seat on the sofa.
I cant! Im not allowed to!
Doctor Doctor! I'm going to die in 60 seconds!
I'll be there with you in a minute.
Why did the jelly baby want to go to school?
Because he wanted to be a real smartie.
Our library is the tallest building ever.
I know. It's got more stories ever known!
Doctor Doctor! I think im an elevator!
You must be coming down with something.
Doctor Doctor! I think im a pack of cards!
Take a seat and i'll deal with you later.
What's black,white and scary?
A maths exam paper.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
A spoiled milk.
What do prisoners call eachother with?
Cell Phones!
Tee Hee that's all o-0 I didn't make any up BTW.
That's all for now ^^
Bye!
