How to get someone to ACTUALLY Like you

Hiiiiii

And ask What your damn problem is.

It's your fashion queen early here and let me say, i've retired from fashion :) Now today, I'm gonna talk about HOW TO GET SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU and not think your'e a total idiot. When i say a total idiot, not like some wierdo trying to tell stupid jokes to get someone who is funny to like you, but seriously LOOK AT THEM, do they look amused? A way to know if their eyes. If they look like this:
                                         

But of course, if they look like this:          
Then I guess they're happy..?                                                  So laughing could work. maybe introduce 

                                                                                       them to your friends who i bet are not 

                                                      complete idiots and spend 24 hours of their                      day playing minecraft or happy wheels (a.k.a my brother) WHO YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAG TO PLAY THE SIMS 3 T.T So if they laugh, of course, you always have the offer to find new friends who are'nt total heartless animals or of course, die. because, every story never ends happy, only in fairy tales when some wicked witch dies because some total hottie called Eugene Fitzherbet cuts a really pretty girl with long hair's hair then the with dies MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One other thing is to actually be nice or something. 

Well to sum this post up, if nothing works, use your parents' internet up to search on google but you probably won't find anything because this post was amazing. In the END is NOTHING IN THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE WORKS, tell the person to get a life :)

BYE PEOPLES!!!!!!!

-Sexy early ;D